Welcome to Andy's Astronomy Humor Page. This page is a collection of astronomy humor.

Astro Bloopers Funny astronomy incidents collected from newsgroups

Bumper Stickers for Astronomers Bumper stickers you might see on an astronomer's car

High-Tech Telescopes Defining Terms Used in Marketing

New Astronomy Products Products that you can't live without...or maybe you can!

Things Astronomers Say that Sound Dirty, but Really Aren't This page may seem suggestive to some non-astronomers

You Know You Are A Redneck Astronomer If... With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

You Might NOT Be An Astronomer If You Think That... With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

Almost the Funniest Joke in the World This joke references astronomy

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Andy's Astronomy Humor Page / Andy Blackburn / / Updated December 23, 2004